Monday the 17th

First rule of texting: Always keep your phone charged.

Saturday the Eighth

It is never acceptable to send a text in lieu of a wedding card. Go to the corner store and spend a few dollars to show you care. The happy couple will not be interested in printing off your "Ur marryd.. 2 Kewl" message to glue into the wedding book.

Monday the 3rd

If you absolutely have to type you as u and are as r, please always leave a space between them. Although, full words are the best.

Sunday the 2nd

Try to send at least one encouraging text a day.