Tuesday the 1st

NEVER text and drive. You will never find out what your "bff is up2 l8r" if you get into a fatal car crash.

Sunday the Twenty-ninth

Be mindful of time zones. The world's countries have agreed to standardize their work days based on the natural waking hours provided by sunrise and sunset, and with good reason. In keeping with these social norms, allow others to sleep and wake according to their geographical locale. Texting others at 1 a.m. their time on a weekday is a recipe for broken relationships.

Wednesday the 26th

Changing your T9 language is not going to help you learn it.

Monday the 17th

First rule of texting: Always keep your phone charged.

Saturday the Eighth

It is never acceptable to send a text in lieu of a wedding card. Go to the corner store and spend a few dollars to show you care. The happy couple will not be interested in printing off your "Ur marryd.. 2 Kewl" message to glue into the wedding book.

Monday the 3rd

If you absolutely have to type you as u and are as r, please always leave a space between them. Although, full words are the best.

Sunday the 2nd

Try to send at least one encouraging text a day.