Tuesday the 1st
NEVER text and drive. You will never find out what your "bff is up2 l8r" if you get into a fatal car crash.
Sunday the Twenty-ninth
Be mindful of time zones. The world's countries have agreed to standardize their work days based on the natural waking hours provided by sunrise and sunset, and with good reason. In keeping with these social norms, allow others to sleep and wake according to their geographical locale. Texting others at 1 a.m. their time on a weekday is a recipe for broken relationships.
Saturday the Eighth
It is never acceptable to send a text in lieu of a wedding card. Go to the corner store and spend a few dollars to show you care. The happy couple will not be interested in printing off your "Ur marryd.. 2 Kewl" message to glue into the wedding book.
Monday the 3rd
If you absolutely have to type you as u and are as r, please always leave a space between them. Although, full words are the best.
Tuesday the 28th
If you use T9, always double check when you call someone funny. You may be calling them a dummy.
Monday the 27th
On a day off never text your spouse at work about how much you are enjoying doing nothing.
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